***PRE-ORDERS to ship early 2022***
If your order includes non pre-order products, it will ship when the pre-orders are ready.
When you’re lacking signs of affective expression, here’s something to smile about (not that we expect you to).
Sarcasm. Served extra dry. Minty with an herbal twist. Eucalyptus / Peppermint / Lemongrass.
100% Vegan. Stain-free. Non-toxic. Cruelty-Free. No Parabens. No Phthalates.
• Saves you from conversations you don’t want to be a part of
• Laugh lines? Never heard of ‘em
• Helps to keep you from losing your sh*t when someone tells you to “smile more”
Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Magnesium Sulfate (Epsom salt), Fragrance (Parfum), Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Water (Aqua/Eau), Synthetic Fluorphlogopite, Polysorbate 80. May Contain/Peut Contenir (+/-): Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Iron Oxide (CI 77491), Tin Oxides (CI 77861), Yellow 5 Lake (CI 19140), Yellow 6 Lake (CI 15985), Blue 1 Lake (CI 42090), Red 40 Lake (CI 16035).
WEIGHT & DIMENSIONS
6 oz. 4x4x1 in.
*Since this product is handmade, colors may vary slightly.